Public life in the UK is utterly dominated by the privately educated.
Don’t believe me? Check out the list below.
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Please note: Not all the people on this list are terrible bastards (although, let’s face it, the vast majority are).
| Name | Institution | Profession |
|---|---|---|
| Adam Boulton | Westminster | Newscaster |
| Adam Buxton | Westminster | Screenwriter, Comedian |
| Adam Henson | Cheltenham College | TV Presenter |
| Adam Memon | The Grammar School at Leeds | 55 Tufton Street Scum |
| Ade Edmondson | Pocklington School | Comedian |
| Adetomiwa Edun | Eton | Actor |
| Aidan Gillen | St. Vincent's C.B.S. | Actor |
| Aimee Lou Wood | Cheadle Hulme | Actor |
| Alan Carr | Quinton House School | Comedian |
| Alan Davies | Bancroft's School | Comedian |
| Alan Rusbridger | Cranleigh | Guardian Editor |
| Alastair Campbell | Bradford Grammar | Editor |
| Alastair Stewart | Salesian College | Gammon Box News Presenter |
| Alex Horne | Lancing College | Comedian |
| Alexander Armstrong | Durham | TV Presenter |
| Alexander Fiske-Harrison | Eton | Writer |
| Alexander Nix | Eton | Former CEO of Cambridge Analytica |
| Alexandra Shulman | St Paul's Girls' | Editor, Vogue |
| Alfie Allen | Windlesham House School | Actor |
| Alfred Enoch | Westminster | Actor |
| Alice Roberts | The Red Maids' School | TV Presenter |
| Alice Thomson | School of St Helen and St Katharine | Journalist |
| Alistair Brownlee | Bradford Grammar School | Oympian (Triathalon) |
| Alistair Potts | Winchester College | Former World Champion Cox |
| Alister Jack | Crawfordton House | Secretary of State for Scotland |
| Allegra Stratton | Latymer Upper School | Former Downing Street Press Secretary |
| Alok Sharma | Reading Blue Coat School | COP26 President |
| Amanda Milling | Moreton Hall | Minister of State for Asia |
| Amber Rudd | Cheltenham Ladies' College | Former Secretary of State |
| Anas Sarwar | Hutchesons' Grammar School | Leader of the Scottish Labour Party |
| Andrew Castle | Millfield | LBC Presenter |
| Andrew Marr | High School of Dundee | TV Presenter |
| Andrew Murray | Worth School | Corbyn Crony |
| Andrew Neil | Paisley Grammar School (was fee paying) | Chairman The Spectator |
| Andrew RT Davies | Wycliffe College | Leader of the Welsh Conservative Group in the Senedd |
| Andrian Newey | Repton | F1 Car Designer |
| Andy Street | King Edward's School, Birmingham | Mayor, West Midlands |
| Andy Wigmore | Sacred Heart College | Brexit Wanker |
| Andy Wilmore | Repton | TV Producer |
| Anita Rani | Bradford Grammar | TV Presenter |
| Anne-Marie Trevelyan | St Paul's Girls' | Secretary of State for Transport |
| Anthony Smith | Winchester College | Sculptor |
| Anya Taylor-Joy | Queen's Gate School | Actor |
| Armando Iannucci | St. Aloysius' College | Screenwriter, Comedian |
| Arron Banks | Crookham Court | Brexit Wanker |
| Barry Gardiner | High School of Glasgow | Labour MP, Corbyn Crony, Brexshitter |
| Bear Grylls | Eton | TV Presenter |
| Ben Ainslie | Truro School | Olympian (Sailing) |
| Ben Anderson | Bedford Modern School | Jornalist, Travel Presenter |
| Ben Edwards | Reigate Grammar School | Commentator |
| Ben Fogle | Bryanston | TV Presenter |
| Ben Lovett | King's College | Keyboardist, Mumford & Sons |
| Ben Shephard | Chigwell School | TV Presenter |
| Ben Wallace | Millfield | Secretary of State for Defence |
| Benedict Cumberbatch | Harrow | Actor |
| Bernard Jenkin | Highgate | Tory MP |
| Bill Turnball | Eton | TV Presenter |
| Boris Johnson | Eton | Disgraced Former Prime Minister, Liar, Russian Asset and all-round Scumbag. |
| Brandon Lewis | Forest School | Lord Chancellor, and Secretary of State for Justice |
| Brian Cox | Oldham Hulme Grammar School | TV Presenter |
| Brian Leveson | Liverpool College | Judge |
| Caggie Dunlop | Wellington | Reality TV Star |
| Camilla Long | Oxford High | Tory Presstitute |
| Camilla Parker-Bowles | Queen's Gate School | Queen Consort |
| Camilla Tominey | St Albans High School For Girls | LBC Presenter |
| Cara Delevingne | Bedales | Model |
| Carey Mulligan | Woldingham School | Actor |
| Carl Hester | Elizabeth College | Olympian (Equestrian) |
| Caroline Lucas | Malvern Girls' College | Green MP |
| Caroline Quinton | Tring Park School for the Performing Arts | Actor |
| Carrie Johnson | Godolphin and Latymer School | Concubine |
| Catherine Windsor | Marlborough College | Duchess |
| Catherine, Princess of Wales | Marlborough College | Future Queen Consort |
| Celia Walden | Westminster School | Professional Meghan Markle hater |
| Charles Edwards | Winchester College | Actor |
| Charles Moore | Eton | Lord Temporal (former Telegraph Editor) |
| Charles Spencer | Eton | Diana's Brother |
| Charlie Falconer | Glenalmond | Architect |
| Charlotte Ritchie | James Allen's Girls' School | Actor |
| Charlotte Smith | Loughborough High School | TV Presenter |
| Chris Addison | Manchester Grammar School | Comedian |
| Chris Harris | Clifton College | TV Presenter |
| Chris Hollins | Tonbridge School | TV Presenter |
| Chris Hoy | George Watson's College | Olympian (Cycling) |
| Chris Martin | Sherborne School | Singer Songwriter |
| Chris Morris | Stonyhurst College | Comedian, Screenwriter |
| Chris Whitty | Malvern College | Chief Medical Officer for England |
| Christian Horner | Arnold Lodge School | F1 Team Principal |
| Christopher Hope | Shrewsbury School | Journalist, Chief Political Correspondent for Telegraph |
| Clare Balding | Downe House | TV Presenter |
| Claudia Winkleman | City of London School for Girls | TV Presenter |
| Clemmie Moodie | Guildford High School | Editor - Showbiz (The Sun) |
| Cleo Watson | Haberdashers' Monmouth School for Girls | Johnson Advisor |
| Clive Bull | Dulwich | LBC Presenter |
| Conor Burns | St Columba's College, St Albans | Minister of State in the Department for International Trade |
| Cressida Dick | Oxford High | Met Police Commissioner |
| Damien Lewis | Eton | Actor |
| Daniel Barnett | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | LBC Presenter |
| Daniel Hannan | Marlborough College | Brexit Wanker |
| Daniel Kawczynski | St George's College | Tory MP, Brexit Wanker |
| Daniel Radcliffe | City of London School | Harry Potter |
| Daniel Snow | St Paul's | TV Presenter |
| Darius Guppy | Eton | Lowlife, criminal friend of Boris Johnson |
| David Baddiel | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Comedian, Author |
| David Cameron | Eton | Former PM |
| David Campbell Bannerman | Bryanston School | Brexit Wanker |
| David Frost | Nottingham High | Unelected Bureaucrat |
| David Mitchell | Abingdon | TV Presenter |
| David Shukman | Eton | Former Science Editor, BBC News |
| David Walliams | Reigate Grammar School | TV Presenter |
| Deborah Turness | St Francis' College | CEO of BBC News |
| Denise van Outen | Sylvia Young Theatre School | Actor, TV Presenter |
| Desmond Swayne | Bedford School | Conservative MP |
| Dido Harding | Leweston School | Track and Trace Disaster Capitalist |
| Digby Jones | Bromsgrove School | Conservative MP |
| Dom Joly | Haileybury College | Comedian |
| Dominic Cummings | Durham | Former Government Advisor |
| Dominic West | Eton | Actor |
| Dorothy King | Malvern St James Girls' School | Author, Defender of British Imperial Plunder |
| Ed Balls | Nottingham High | Former Labour MP |
| Ed China | King Edward's School, Witley | TV Presenter |
| Ed Davey | Yarn School | Lib Dem Leader |
| Ed Gamble | King's College | Comedian |
| Ed Sheeran | Brandeston Hall Preparatory School | Singer Songwriter |
| Ed Winfield | Mill Hill School | 55 Tufton Street Scum |
| Eddie George | Dulwich | Former Governor of the Bank of England |
| Eddie Redmayne | Eton | Actor |
| Ellie Bamber | Wellington | Actor |
| Emerald Fennell | Marlborough College | Actor |
| Emilia Clarke | Rye St Antony School | Actor |
| Emma Barnett | Manchester High School for Girls | Journalist |
| Emma Corrin | Woldingham School | Actor |
| Esmé Wren | Portsmouth Grammar | Editor (Newsnight) |
| Ester McVey | Belvedere School | Former Minister of State for Housing and Planning |
| Faisal Islam | Manchester Grammar School | Journalist |
| Femi Oluwole | Yarn School | Anti-Brexit Activist |
| Ferdinand Mount | Eton | Journalist |
| Finn Harries | The Harrodian School | Filmmaker |
| FKA Twigs | St Edward's | Singer Songwriter |
| Florence Pugh | Oxford High | Actor |
| Fran Unsworth | St Dominic's High School | Director of News BBC |
| Frank Lampard | Brentwood | Everton Manager |
| Frank Turner | Eton | Musician |
| Fraser Nelson | Dollar Academy | Tory Presstitute |
| Gaby Roslin | King Alfred's | TV Presenter |
| Garry Gibbon | The John Lyon School | Journalist |
| Geordie Greig | Eton | Editor (Former Mail on Sunday) |
| George Alagiah | St John's College | Journalist |
| George Eustice | Truro Cathedral School | Tory MP |
| George Mackay | The Harrodian School | Actor |
| George Monboit | Stowe School | Guardian Environment Correspondent |
| George Nash | Winchester College | Olympic Rower |
| George Osborne | St Paul's | Former Chancellor of the Exchequer |
| George Russell | Wisbech Grammar School | F1 Driver |
| Ghislaine Maxwell | Oxford High | Convicted Rape Trafficker |
| Giles Coren | Westminster | TV Presenter |
| Giles Dilnot | St. John's School | Think Tank Scum |
| Gina Miller | Roedean Moira School | Anti-Brexit Campaigner |
| Giovanna Fletcher | Sylvia Young Theatre School | TV Presenter |
| Grace Blakeley | Lord Wandsworth College | "Commentator" |
| Graham Stuart | Glenalmond College | Minister of State (Minister for Climate) in the Department for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy |
| Griff Rhys Jones | Brentwood School | Comedian |
| Gyles Brandreth | Bedales | TV Presenter |
| Harriet Harman | St Paul’s Girls’ | Labour MP |
| Harry Cole | Tonbridge School | Toxic Slug |
| Harry Hadden-Paton | Eton | Actor |
| Harry Judd | Uppingham | Musician |
| Harry Lloyd | Eton | Actor |
| Heather Stanning | Gordonstoun | Olympian (Rowing) |
| Helen Glover | Millfield School | Olympian (Rowing) |
| Helena Bonham Carter | South Hampstead High School | Actor |
| Henry Blofeld | Eton | Radio Presenter |
| Holly Willoughby | Burgess Hill Girls | TV Presenter |
| Hudson Roe | Abbotsholme School | 55 Tufton Street Scum |
| Hugh Dancy | Winchester College | Actor |
| Hugh Dennis | University College School | Actor |
| Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall | Eton | TV Presenter |
| Hugh Grant | Wetherby School | Actor |
| Hugh Laurie | Eton | Actor |
| Hugo Taylor | Harrow | Reality TV Star |
| Iain Glen | Edinburgh Academy | Actor |
| Ian Dunt | Pilgrims Preparatory School for Boys | Anti-Brexit Journalist |
| Ian Hislop | Ardingly College | Editor |
| Ian Ogilvy | Eton | Actor |
| Ian Payne | Radley College | LBC Presenter |
| Isabel Oakeshott | Gordonstoun | Tory Presstitute |
| Jack Harries | The Harrodian School | Actor |
| Jack Whitehall | Marlborough College | "Comedian" |
| Jacob Rees-Mogg | Eton | Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy |
| Jake Berry | Liverpool College | Minister without Portfolio |
| James Blunt | Harrow | Singer Songwriter |
| James Cleverly | Colfe's School | Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs |
| James Delingpole | Malvern | Far Right Presstitute |
| James Dyson | Gresham's School | Entrepreneur |
| James Forsyth | Winchester College | Journalist, Political Editor of Spectator |
| James Haskell | Wellington | Rugby Player |
| James Heappey | Queen Elizabeth's Hospital | Minister of State in the Ministry of Defence |
| James Landale | Eton | BBC's Diplomatic Correspondent |
| James Max | St Paul's | Talk Radio Presenter |
| James O'Brien | Ampleforth | LBC Presenter |
| James Schneider | Winchester College | Corbyn Crony, Co-Founder of Momentum |
| Jamie Campbell Bower | Bedales | Actor |
| Jamie Cullen | Grittleton House School | Singer Songwriter |
| Jay Rayner | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Journalist |
| Jennie Formby | Bath High School for Girls | Corbyn Crony, Former NEC Leader |
| Jenny Agutter | Elmhurst Ballet School | Actor |
| Jeremy Clarkson | Repton | TV Presenter |
| Jeremy Corbyn | Castle House Prep School | Former Labour Leader |
| Jeremy Dyson | Grammar School at Leeds | Comedian, Screenwriter |
| Jeremy Hunt | Charterhouse | Former Health Secretary |
| Jeremy Kyle | Reading Blue Coat School | Former Peddler of ITV Poverty Porn |
| Jeremy Paxman | Malvern | TV Presenter |
| Jeremy Quin | St Albans School, Hertfordshire | Minister of State in the Home Office |
| Jeremy Vine | Epsom College | TV Presenter |
| Jesse Norman | Eton | Minister of State in the Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Office |
| Jim Broadbent | Leighton Park School | Actor |
| Jo Coburn | North London Collegiate School | TV Presenter of Politics Live |
| Jo Johnson | Eton | The Lord Johnson of Marylebone |
| Joanna Lumley | St Mary's Convent School on the Ridge | Actor, TV Presenter |
| Joe Root | Worksop | Cricketer |
| John Adye | Leighton Park School | Former Director of GCHQ |
| John Cleese | Clifton College | Comedian |
| John Dickie | Loughborough Grammar School | Historian |
| John McDonnell | St Joseph's College, Ipswich | Corbyn Crony, Labour MP |
| John Penrose | Ipswich School | Conservative MP and Anti-Corruption Champion(!) |
| John Sergeant | Millfield | TV Presenter |
| John Standing | Eton | Actor |
| John Witherow | Bedford School | Newspaper Editor (Times) |
| Johnny Vaughan | Uppingham | TV Presenter |
| Jon Lansman | Highgate | Corbyn Crony, Co-Founder of Momentum |
| Jon Snow | St Edward's | C4 News Host |
| Jonathan Bartley | Dulwich | Former Green Party Co-Leader |
| Jonathan Gullis | Princethorpe College | Minister for Education (somehow) |
| Jonathan Marland | Shrewsbury School | Chairman of the Commonwealth Enterprise and Investment Council |
| Jonathan Michie | United World College of the Atlantic | Economist |
| Josh O'Connor | St Edward's | Actor |
| Joss Whedon | Winchester College | Screenwriter, film director |
| Joy Morrissey | Worthington Christian High School | Tory MP |
| Julian Ovenden | Eton | Actor |
| Julian Smith | Millfield | Former Chief Whip |
| Juno Temple | Bedales | Actor |
| Justin Welby | Eton | Archbishop of Canterbury |
| Kate Bingham | St Paul's Girls' | Chair, UK Government's Vaccine Taskforce |
| Kate Humble | Abbey School | TV Presenter |
| Katherine Copeland | Yarm School | Olympian (Rowing) |
| Katie Hopkins | Stella Maris Convent school | Celebrity Racist |
| Katie Razzall | Westminster | Journalist (Newsnight) |
| Keir Starmer | Reigate Grammar School (became private while he was there) | Leader of the Opposition |
| Kelvin MacKenzie | Alleyn's School | World's Biggest C*nt |
| Kemi Badenoch | International School University of Lagos | Secretary of State for International Trade and President of the Board of Trade |
| King Charles III | Gordonstoun | King |
| Kirstie Allsopp | Bedales | TV Presenter |
| Kirsty Gallacher | St George's School | TV Presenter |
| Kirsty Wark | Wellington School | Journalist (Newsnight) |
| Kit Malthouse | Liverpool College | Secretary of State for Education |
| Kit Young | Abingdon | Actor |
| Kwasi Kwarteng | Eton | Chancellor of the Exchequer |
| Lance Forman | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Brexit Wanker |
| Lando Norris | Millfield | F1 Driver |
| Laura Kuenssberg | Laurel Bank | BBC Political Editor |
| Laura Tomlinson | St Marys Calne | Olympian (Equestrian) |
| Laurence Fox | Harrow | Former Husband of Billie Piper |
| Layla Moran | Roedean | Lib Dem MP |
| Lily Allen | Bedales | Singer Songwriter |
| Lily James | Tring Park School for the Performing Arts | Actor |
| Louis Theroux | Westminster | TV Presenter |
| Louise Minchin | St Mary's School, Ascot | TV Presenter |
| Louise Thompson | Downe House | Reality TV Star |
| Lucy Worsley | Abbey School | TV Presenter |
| Marcus Brigstocke | King's School, Bruton | Comedian |
| Marcus Fysh | Winchester College | Tory MP, Brexit Wanker |
| Marcus Mumford | King's College | Singer, Mumford & Sons |
| Mark Dolan | University College School | Presenter |
| Mark Urban | Rokeby Preparatory School | TV Presenter |
| Mark Watson | Bristol Grammar School | Comedian |
| Martha Lane Fox | Oxford High | Entrepreneur |
| Martin Lewis | King's School, Chester | Journalist, Money Saving Expert |
| Martin Tyler | Royal Grammar School | Football Commentator |
| Maryam Moshiri | Streatham and Clapham High | BBC News Presenter |
| Matt Allwright | Reading Blue Coat School | TV Presenter |
| Matt Frei | Westminster | LBC Presenter |
| Matt Hancock | King's School, Chester | Tory MP |
| Matt Lucas | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Comedian |
| Matt Ridley | Eton | Former Northern Rock Chair |
| Matthew Elliott | Leeds Grammar School | Brexit Wanker |
| Matthew Stadlen | St Paul's | LBC Presenter |
| Max Evans | Wellington | Rugby Player |
| Mel Giedroyc | Oxford High | TV Presenter |
| Melanie Phillips | Putney High School | Journalist |
| Michael Ellis | Wellingborough | Attorney General |
| Michael Gove | Robert Gordon's College | Former Secretary of State |
| Michael MacIntyre | Arnold House School | "Comedian" |
| Michael Palin | Birkdale | Actor, TV Presenter |
| Michael Portillo | Harrow County School for Boys | Former Government Minister, Travel Presenter |
| Michael Spencer | Worth School | Massive Tory donor, rewarded with peerage |
| Michael Tomlinson | Hereford Cathedral School | Solicitor General |
| Michaela Strachan | Claremont Fan Court School | TV Presenter |
| Mike Parry | The King's School | Professional Gammon |
| Miranda Hart | Downe House | Actor |
| Mishal Husain | Cobham Hall | Journalist |
| Monty Dom | Malvern | TV Presenter |
| Morgana Robinson | Benenden School | Comedian |
| Nadhim Zahawi | King's College | Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, Minister for Intergovernmental Relations and Minister for Equalities |
| Natalie Bennett | Methodist Ladies' College | Former Green Party Co-Leader |
| Natalie Dormer | Reading Blue Coat School | Actor |
| Natalie Evans | Rockport | Leader of the House of Lords |
| Nathalie Emmanuel | St Hilda's School | Actor |
| Nicholas Coleridge | Eton | Managing Director of Conde Nast UK |
| Nicholas True | Nottingham High School | Lord Privy Seal, and Leader of the House of Lords |
| Nick Abbot | George Heriot's School | LBC Presenter |
| Nick Boles | Winchester College | Former Minister of State for Skills |
| Nick Carter | Winchester College | Former Chief of the Defence Staff |
| Nick Clegg | Westminster | Former Lib Dem Leader |
| Nick Ferrari | Eltham College | LBC Presenter |
| Nick Robinson | Cheadle Hulme | Former BBC Political Editor |
| Nick Skelton | Bablake School | Olympian (Equestrian) |
| Nicky Campbell | Edinburgh Academy | TV Presenter |
| Nigel Farage | Dulwich | Bollock-Faced Foghorn of Ignorance |
| Nigel Planer | Westminster | Comedian, Actor |
| Nigella Lawson | Queen's Gate School | TV Presenter, Chef |
| Norman Cook (Fatboy Slim) | Reigate Grammar School | Musician |
| Oliver Proudlock | Eton | Reality TV Star |
| Olivia Coleman | Norwich High School for Girls | Actor |
| Olly Robbins | Colfe's School | Former Senior Civil Servant (Brexit Negotiator) |
| Patrick Minford | Winchester | Brexit "Economist" |
| Paul Dacre | University College School | Former Daily Mail Editor |
| Paul Scully | Bedford School | Minister of State (Minister for London) in the Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities |
| Paula Vennells | Manchester High School for Girls | Disgraced Former CEO of Post Office |
| Peter Bradshaw | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Film Critic |
| Peter Hitchens | Leys | Christopher's Annoying Little Brother |
| Peter Oborne | Sherborne School | Journalist |
| Peter Wilson | Millfield School | Olympian (Shooting) |
| Phil Spencer | Uppingham | TV Presenter |
| Phoebe Dynevor | Cheadle Hulme | Actor |
| Piers Corbyn | Castle House Prep School | Cretin |
| Piers Morgan | University College School | TV Presenter, Former Mirror Editor |
| Polly Toynbee | Badminton School | Guardian columnist |
| Poppy Delevingne | Bedales | Model |
| Prince Andrew | Gordonstoun | Sweaty Nonce |
| Prince Edward | Gordonstoun | Royal |
| Prince George | Lambrook | Heir To The Throne |
| Prince Harry | Eton | Royal |
| Prince Louis | Lambrook | Royal |
| Prince William | Eton | Heir To The Throne |
| Princess Anne | Benenden School | Royal |
| Princess Charlotte | Lambrook | Royal |
| Princess Eugenie | Marlborough College | Royal |
| Quentin Letts | The Elms School | Columnist for the Daily Heil |
| Rachel Johnson | St Paul's Girls' | LBC Presenter |
| Ranulph Fiennes | Eton | Explorer |
| Ranvir Singh | Kirkham Grammar School | Presenter, Good Morning Britain |
| Ray Mears | Reigate Grammar School | TV Presenter |
| Richard Ayoade | St Joseph's College | Comedian |
| Richard Bacon | Worksop | TV Presenter |
| Richard Branson | Stowe School | Entrepreneur |
| Richard Curtis | Harrow | Screenwriter |
| Richard Moore | St George's College | Head of Mi6 |
| Richard Spurr | Nottingham High School | LBC Presenter |
| Richard Tice | Uppingham | Brexit Wanker |
| Rishi Sunak | Winchester College | Former Chancellor of the Exchequer |
| Robert Buckland | St Michael's School, Llanelli | Secretary of State for Wales |
| Robert Jenrick | Wolverhampton Grammar School | Minister of State in the Department of Health and Social Care |
| Robert Pattinson | The Harrodian School | Actor |
| Rocco Forte | Downside School | Hotelier |
| Romesh Ranganathan | Reigate Grammar School | TV Presenter |
| Ros Atkins | Truro School | Journalist |
| Rose Leslie | Millfield | Actor |
| Rowan Atkinson | Chorister School | Actor, Comedian |
| Sacha Baron Cohen | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Comedian |
| Sandi Toksvig | Tormead School | TV Presenter |
| Sarah Beany | Luckley House School | TV Presenter |
| Sarah Montague | Blanchelande College | Journalist |
| Sean Fletcher | Felsted School | TV Presenter |
| Seumas Milne | Winchester College | Corbyn Crony |
| Simon Case | Bristol Grammar School | Head of the Home Civil Service |
| Simon Clarke | Red House School | Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities |
| Simon Cowell | Dover College | TV Presenter |
| Simon Hart | Radley College | Tory MP |
| Simon Jack | Merchant Taylors' Boys' School, Crosby | BBC Business Editor |
| Sophie Hosking | Kingston Grammar School | Olympian (Rowing) |
| Sophie Hunter | St Paul's Girls' | Playwright |
| Sophie Raworth | St Paul's Girls' | Journalist |
| Sophie Turner | King's High School for Girls | Actor |
| Spencer Matthews | Eton | Reality TV Star |
| Stanley Johnson | Sherborne School | Celebrity Wife Beater |
| Stephen Fry | Uppingham | Actor, TV Presenter |
| Stephen Poliakoff | Westminster | Screenwriter |
| Steve Punt | Whitgift School | Comedian |
| Steven Barclay | King Edward VII School | Tory MP, Brexit Wanker, Covidiot |
| Sue Perkins | Croham Hurst School | TV Presenter |
| Suella Braverman | Heathfield School | Secretary of State for the Home Department |
| Susan Williams, Baroness Williams of Trafford | La Sagesse School | Captain of the Honourable Corps of Gentlemen-at-Arms (Lords Chief Whip) |
| Susanna Reid | Croydon High School | TV Presenter |
| Susie Dent | The Marist School | TV Presenter |
| Tamsin Omond | Westminster | Green Politician |
| Thangam Debbonaire | Chetham's School of Music | Shadow Leader of the House of Commons |
| Theresa May | St Juliana's | Former PM |
| Theresa Villiers | Francis Holland School | Tory MP |
| Thérèse Coffey | St Mary's College, Crosby | Secretary of State for Health and Social Care and Deputy Prime Minister |
| Thom Evans | Wellington | Rugby Player |
| Tim Davie | Whitgift School | Director General BBC |
| Tim Martin | Campbell College | Entrepreneur |
| Tim Vine | Epsom College | Comedian |
| Tim Westwood | Norwich School | DJ, Alleged Child Rapist |
| Toby Jones | Abingdon | Actor |
| Tom Bradby | Sherborne School | Journalist |
| Tom Fletcher | Sylvia Young Theatre School | Singer Songwriter |
| Tom Harwood | The Perse School | Tory Presstitute |
| Tom Heap | Oakham School | TV Presenter |
| Tom Hiddleston | Eton | Actor |
| Tom Hollander | Abingdon | Actor |
| Tom Hunt | King's School, Ely | Tory MP, Covidiot |
| Tom James | The King's School, Chester | Olympian (Rowing) |
| Tom Newton Dunn | Marlborough College | Tory Presstitute |
| Tom Sturridge | The Harrodian School | Actor |
| Tom Swarbrick | Abingdon | LBC Presenter |
| Tom Tugendhat | St Paul's School, London | Minister of State (Minister for Security) in the Home Department |
| Tony Blair | Fettes College | Former PM |
| Vanessa Feltz | Haberdashers' Aske's School for Girls | TV Presenter |
| Vicky Ford | St Paul's Girls' | Minister of State (Minister for Development) in the Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Office |
| Victoria Coren | St Paul's Girls' | BBC Presenter |
| Victoria Derbyshire | Bury Grammar School for Girls | TV Presenter |
| Victoria Prentis | Malvern St James Girls' | Minister of State in the Department for Work and Pensions |
| Will Poulter | The Harrodian School | Actor |
| Will Self | University College School | Novelist |
| Will Young | Wellington | Singer Songwriter |
| William Dalrymple | Ampleforth | Author |
| William Sitwell | Eton | Editor |
| Winston Marshall | St Paul's | Banjoist, Mumford & Sons |
| Zac Goldsmith | Eton | Minister of State for the Pacific and the International Environment |
Compiled by Graham Hughes @EveryCountry & friends.
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