Private School Mafia

Public life in the UK is utterly dominated by the privately educated.

Don’t believe me? Check out the list below.

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The List

Please note: Not all the people on this list are terrible bastards (although, let’s face it, the vast majority are).

NameInstitutionProfession
Adam BoultonWestminsterNewscaster
Adam BuxtonWestminsterScreenwriter, Comedian
Adam HensonCheltenham CollegeTV Presenter
Adam MemonThe Grammar School at Leeds55 Tufton Street Scum
Ade EdmondsonPocklington SchoolComedian
Adetomiwa EdunEtonActor
Aidan GillenSt. Vincent's C.B.S.Actor
Aimee Lou WoodCheadle HulmeActor
Alan CarrQuinton House SchoolComedian
Alan DaviesBancroft's SchoolComedian
Alan RusbridgerCranleighGuardian Editor
Alastair CampbellBradford GrammarEditor
Alastair StewartSalesian CollegeGammon Box News Presenter
Alex HorneLancing CollegeComedian
Alexander ArmstrongDurhamTV Presenter
Alexander Fiske-HarrisonEtonWriter
Alexander NixEtonFormer CEO of Cambridge Analytica
Alexandra ShulmanSt Paul's Girls'Editor, Vogue
Alfie AllenWindlesham House SchoolActor
Alfred EnochWestminsterActor
Alice RobertsThe Red Maids' SchoolTV Presenter
Alice ThomsonSchool of St Helen and St KatharineJournalist
Alistair BrownleeBradford Grammar SchoolOympian (Triathalon)
Alistair PottsWinchester CollegeFormer World Champion Cox
Alister JackCrawfordton HouseSecretary of State for Scotland
Allegra StrattonLatymer Upper SchoolFormer Downing Street Press Secretary
Alok SharmaReading Blue Coat SchoolCOP26 President
Amanda MillingMoreton HallMinister of State for Asia
Amber RuddCheltenham Ladies' CollegeFormer Secretary of State
Anas SarwarHutchesons' Grammar SchoolLeader of the Scottish Labour Party
Andrew CastleMillfieldLBC Presenter
Andrew MarrHigh School of DundeeTV Presenter
Andrew MurrayWorth SchoolCorbyn Crony
Andrew NeilPaisley Grammar School (was fee paying)Chairman The Spectator
Andrew RT DaviesWycliffe CollegeLeader of the Welsh Conservative Group in the Senedd
Andrian NeweyReptonF1 Car Designer
Andy StreetKing Edward's School, BirminghamMayor, West Midlands
Andy WigmoreSacred Heart CollegeBrexit Wanker
Andy WilmoreReptonTV Producer
Anita RaniBradford GrammarTV Presenter
Anne-Marie TrevelyanSt Paul's Girls'Secretary of State for Transport
Anthony SmithWinchester CollegeSculptor
Anya Taylor-JoyQueen's Gate SchoolActor
Armando IannucciSt. Aloysius' CollegeScreenwriter, Comedian
Arron BanksCrookham CourtBrexit Wanker
Barry GardinerHigh School of GlasgowLabour MP, Corbyn Crony, Brexshitter
Bear GryllsEtonTV Presenter
Ben AinslieTruro SchoolOlympian (Sailing)
Ben AndersonBedford Modern SchoolJornalist, Travel Presenter
Ben EdwardsReigate Grammar SchoolCommentator
Ben FogleBryanstonTV Presenter
Ben LovettKing's CollegeKeyboardist, Mumford & Sons
Ben ShephardChigwell SchoolTV Presenter
Ben WallaceMillfieldSecretary of State for Defence
Benedict CumberbatchHarrowActor
Bernard JenkinHighgateTory MP
Bill TurnballEtonTV Presenter
Boris JohnsonEtonDisgraced Former Prime Minister, Liar, Russian Asset and all-round Scumbag.
Brandon LewisForest SchoolLord Chancellor, and Secretary of State for Justice
Brian CoxOldham Hulme Grammar SchoolTV Presenter
Brian LevesonLiverpool CollegeJudge
Caggie DunlopWellingtonReality TV Star
Camilla LongOxford HighTory Presstitute
Camilla Parker-BowlesQueen's Gate SchoolQueen Consort
Camilla TomineySt Albans High School For GirlsLBC Presenter
Cara DelevingneBedalesModel
Carey MulliganWoldingham SchoolActor
Carl HesterElizabeth CollegeOlympian (Equestrian)
Caroline LucasMalvern Girls' CollegeGreen MP
Caroline QuintonTring Park School for the Performing ArtsActor
Carrie JohnsonGodolphin and Latymer SchoolConcubine
Catherine WindsorMarlborough CollegeDuchess
Catherine, Princess of WalesMarlborough CollegeFuture Queen Consort
Celia WaldenWestminster SchoolProfessional Meghan Markle hater
Charles EdwardsWinchester CollegeActor
Charles MooreEtonLord Temporal (former Telegraph Editor)
Charles SpencerEtonDiana's Brother
Charlie FalconerGlenalmondArchitect
Charlotte RitchieJames Allen's Girls' SchoolActor
Charlotte SmithLoughborough High SchoolTV Presenter
Chris AddisonManchester Grammar SchoolComedian
Chris HarrisClifton CollegeTV Presenter
Chris HollinsTonbridge SchoolTV Presenter
Chris HoyGeorge Watson's CollegeOlympian (Cycling)
Chris MartinSherborne SchoolSinger Songwriter
Chris MorrisStonyhurst CollegeComedian, Screenwriter
Chris WhittyMalvern CollegeChief Medical Officer for England
Christian HornerArnold Lodge SchoolF1 Team Principal
Christopher HopeShrewsbury SchoolJournalist, Chief Political Correspondent for Telegraph
Clare BaldingDowne HouseTV Presenter
Claudia WinklemanCity of London School for GirlsTV Presenter
Clemmie MoodieGuildford High SchoolEditor - Showbiz (The Sun)
Cleo WatsonHaberdashers' Monmouth School for GirlsJohnson Advisor
Clive BullDulwichLBC Presenter
Conor BurnsSt Columba's College, St AlbansMinister of State in the Department for International Trade
Cressida DickOxford HighMet Police Commissioner
Damien LewisEtonActor
Daniel BarnettHaberdashers' Aske's Boys'LBC Presenter
Daniel HannanMarlborough CollegeBrexit Wanker
Daniel KawczynskiSt George's CollegeTory MP, Brexit Wanker
Daniel RadcliffeCity of London SchoolHarry Potter
Daniel SnowSt Paul'sTV Presenter
Darius GuppyEtonLowlife, criminal friend of Boris Johnson
David BaddielHaberdashers' Aske's Boys'Comedian, Author
David CameronEtonFormer PM
David Campbell BannermanBryanston SchoolBrexit Wanker
David FrostNottingham HighUnelected Bureaucrat
David MitchellAbingdonTV Presenter
David ShukmanEtonFormer Science Editor, BBC News
David WalliamsReigate Grammar SchoolTV Presenter
Deborah TurnessSt Francis' CollegeCEO of BBC News
Denise van OutenSylvia Young Theatre SchoolActor, TV Presenter
Desmond SwayneBedford SchoolConservative MP
Dido HardingLeweston SchoolTrack and Trace Disaster Capitalist
Digby JonesBromsgrove SchoolConservative MP
Dom JolyHaileybury CollegeComedian
Dominic CummingsDurhamFormer Government Advisor
Dominic WestEtonActor
Dorothy KingMalvern St James Girls' SchoolAuthor, Defender of British Imperial Plunder
Ed BallsNottingham HighFormer Labour MP
Ed ChinaKing Edward's School, WitleyTV Presenter
Ed DaveyYarn SchoolLib Dem Leader
Ed GambleKing's CollegeComedian
Ed SheeranBrandeston Hall Preparatory SchoolSinger Songwriter
Ed WinfieldMill Hill School55 Tufton Street Scum
Eddie GeorgeDulwichFormer Governor of the Bank of England
Eddie RedmayneEtonActor
Ellie BamberWellingtonActor
Emerald FennellMarlborough CollegeActor
Emilia ClarkeRye St Antony SchoolActor
Emma BarnettManchester High School for GirlsJournalist
Emma CorrinWoldingham SchoolActor
Esmé WrenPortsmouth GrammarEditor (Newsnight)
Ester McVeyBelvedere SchoolFormer Minister of State for Housing and Planning
Faisal IslamManchester Grammar SchoolJournalist
Femi OluwoleYarn SchoolAnti-Brexit Activist
Ferdinand MountEtonJournalist
Finn HarriesThe Harrodian SchoolFilmmaker
FKA TwigsSt Edward'sSinger Songwriter
Florence PughOxford HighActor
Fran UnsworthSt Dominic's High SchoolDirector of News BBC
Frank LampardBrentwoodEverton Manager
Frank TurnerEtonMusician
Fraser NelsonDollar AcademyTory Presstitute
Gaby RoslinKing Alfred'sTV Presenter
Garry GibbonThe John Lyon SchoolJournalist
Geordie GreigEtonEditor (Former Mail on Sunday)
George AlagiahSt John's CollegeJournalist
George EusticeTruro Cathedral SchoolTory MP
George MackayThe Harrodian SchoolActor
George MonboitStowe SchoolGuardian Environment Correspondent
George NashWinchester CollegeOlympic Rower
George OsborneSt Paul'sFormer Chancellor of the Exchequer
George RussellWisbech Grammar SchoolF1 Driver
Ghislaine MaxwellOxford HighConvicted Rape Trafficker
Giles CorenWestminsterTV Presenter
Giles DilnotSt. John's SchoolThink Tank Scum
Gina MillerRoedean Moira SchoolAnti-Brexit Campaigner
Giovanna FletcherSylvia Young Theatre SchoolTV Presenter
Grace BlakeleyLord Wandsworth College"Commentator"
Graham StuartGlenalmond CollegeMinister of State (Minister for Climate) in the Department for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy
Griff Rhys JonesBrentwood SchoolComedian
Gyles BrandrethBedalesTV Presenter
Harriet HarmanSt Paul’s Girls’Labour MP
Harry ColeTonbridge SchoolToxic Slug
Harry Hadden-PatonEtonActor
Harry JuddUppinghamMusician
Harry LloydEtonActor
Heather StanningGordonstounOlympian (Rowing)
Helen GloverMillfield SchoolOlympian (Rowing)
Helena Bonham CarterSouth Hampstead High SchoolActor
Henry BlofeldEtonRadio Presenter
Holly WilloughbyBurgess Hill GirlsTV Presenter
Hudson RoeAbbotsholme School55 Tufton Street Scum
Hugh DancyWinchester CollegeActor
Hugh DennisUniversity College SchoolActor
Hugh Fearnley WhittingstallEtonTV Presenter
Hugh GrantWetherby SchoolActor
Hugh LaurieEtonActor
Hugo TaylorHarrowReality TV Star
Iain GlenEdinburgh AcademyActor
Ian DuntPilgrims Preparatory School for BoysAnti-Brexit Journalist
Ian HislopArdingly CollegeEditor
Ian OgilvyEtonActor
Ian PayneRadley CollegeLBC Presenter
Isabel OakeshottGordonstounTory Presstitute
Jack HarriesThe Harrodian SchoolActor
Jack WhitehallMarlborough College"Comedian"
Jacob Rees-MoggEtonSecretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy
Jake BerryLiverpool CollegeMinister without Portfolio
James BluntHarrowSinger Songwriter
James CleverlyColfe's SchoolSecretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs
James DelingpoleMalvernFar Right Presstitute
James DysonGresham's SchoolEntrepreneur
James ForsythWinchester CollegeJournalist, Political Editor of Spectator
James HaskellWellingtonRugby Player
James HeappeyQueen Elizabeth's HospitalMinister of State in the Ministry of Defence
James LandaleEtonBBC's Diplomatic Correspondent
James MaxSt Paul'sTalk Radio Presenter
James O'BrienAmpleforthLBC Presenter
James SchneiderWinchester CollegeCorbyn Crony, Co-Founder of Momentum
Jamie Campbell BowerBedalesActor
Jamie CullenGrittleton House SchoolSinger Songwriter
Jay RaynerHaberdashers' Aske's Boys'Journalist
Jennie FormbyBath High School for GirlsCorbyn Crony, Former NEC Leader
Jenny AgutterElmhurst Ballet SchoolActor
Jeremy ClarksonReptonTV Presenter
Jeremy CorbynCastle House Prep SchoolFormer Labour Leader
Jeremy DysonGrammar School at LeedsComedian, Screenwriter
Jeremy HuntCharterhouseFormer Health Secretary
Jeremy KyleReading Blue Coat SchoolFormer Peddler of ITV Poverty Porn
Jeremy PaxmanMalvernTV Presenter
Jeremy QuinSt Albans School, HertfordshireMinister of State in the Home Office
Jeremy VineEpsom CollegeTV Presenter
Jesse NormanEtonMinister of State in the Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Office
Jim BroadbentLeighton Park SchoolActor
Jo CoburnNorth London Collegiate SchoolTV Presenter of Politics Live
Jo JohnsonEtonThe Lord Johnson of Marylebone
Joanna LumleySt Mary's Convent School on the RidgeActor, TV Presenter
Joe RootWorksopCricketer
John AdyeLeighton Park SchoolFormer Director of GCHQ
John CleeseClifton CollegeComedian
John DickieLoughborough Grammar SchoolHistorian
John McDonnellSt Joseph's College, IpswichCorbyn Crony, Labour MP
John PenroseIpswich SchoolConservative MP and Anti-Corruption Champion(!)
John SergeantMillfieldTV Presenter
John StandingEtonActor
John WitherowBedford SchoolNewspaper Editor (Times)
Johnny VaughanUppinghamTV Presenter
Jon LansmanHighgateCorbyn Crony, Co-Founder of Momentum
Jon SnowSt Edward'sC4 News Host
Jonathan BartleyDulwichFormer Green Party Co-Leader
Jonathan GullisPrincethorpe CollegeMinister for Education (somehow)
Jonathan MarlandShrewsbury SchoolChairman of the Commonwealth Enterprise and Investment Council
Jonathan MichieUnited World College of the AtlanticEconomist
Josh O'ConnorSt Edward'sActor
Joss WhedonWinchester CollegeScreenwriter, film director
Joy MorrisseyWorthington Christian High SchoolTory MP
Julian OvendenEtonActor
Julian SmithMillfieldFormer Chief Whip
Juno TempleBedalesActor
Justin WelbyEtonArchbishop of Canterbury
Kate BinghamSt Paul's Girls'Chair, UK Government's Vaccine Taskforce
Kate HumbleAbbey SchoolTV Presenter
Katherine CopelandYarm SchoolOlympian (Rowing)
Katie HopkinsStella Maris Convent schoolCelebrity Racist
Katie RazzallWestminsterJournalist (Newsnight)
Keir StarmerReigate Grammar School (became private while he was there)Leader of the Opposition
Kelvin MacKenzieAlleyn's SchoolWorld's Biggest C*nt
Kemi BadenochInternational School University of LagosSecretary of State for International Trade and President of the Board of Trade
King Charles IIIGordonstounKing
Kirstie AllsoppBedalesTV Presenter
Kirsty GallacherSt George's SchoolTV Presenter
Kirsty WarkWellington SchoolJournalist (Newsnight)
Kit MalthouseLiverpool CollegeSecretary of State for Education
Kit YoungAbingdonActor
Kwasi KwartengEtonChancellor of the Exchequer
Lance FormanHaberdashers' Aske's Boys'Brexit Wanker
Lando NorrisMillfieldF1 Driver
Laura KuenssbergLaurel BankBBC Political Editor
Laura TomlinsonSt Marys CalneOlympian (Equestrian)
Laurence FoxHarrowFormer Husband of Billie Piper
Layla MoranRoedeanLib Dem MP
Lily AllenBedalesSinger Songwriter
Lily JamesTring Park School for the Performing ArtsActor
Louis TherouxWestminsterTV Presenter
Louise MinchinSt Mary's School, AscotTV Presenter
Louise ThompsonDowne HouseReality TV Star
Lucy WorsleyAbbey SchoolTV Presenter
Marcus BrigstockeKing's School, BrutonComedian
Marcus FyshWinchester CollegeTory MP, Brexit Wanker
Marcus MumfordKing's CollegeSinger, Mumford & Sons
Mark DolanUniversity College SchoolPresenter
Mark UrbanRokeby Preparatory SchoolTV Presenter
Mark WatsonBristol Grammar SchoolComedian
Martha Lane FoxOxford HighEntrepreneur
Martin LewisKing's School, ChesterJournalist, Money Saving Expert
Martin TylerRoyal Grammar SchoolFootball Commentator
Maryam MoshiriStreatham and Clapham HighBBC News Presenter
Matt AllwrightReading Blue Coat SchoolTV Presenter
Matt FreiWestminsterLBC Presenter
Matt HancockKing's School, ChesterTory MP
Matt LucasHaberdashers' Aske's Boys'Comedian
Matt RidleyEtonFormer Northern Rock Chair
Matthew ElliottLeeds Grammar SchoolBrexit Wanker
Matthew StadlenSt Paul'sLBC Presenter
Max EvansWellingtonRugby Player
Mel GiedroycOxford HighTV Presenter
Melanie PhillipsPutney High SchoolJournalist
Michael EllisWellingboroughAttorney General
Michael GoveRobert Gordon's CollegeFormer Secretary of State
Michael MacIntyreArnold House School"Comedian"
Michael PalinBirkdaleActor, TV Presenter
Michael PortilloHarrow County School for BoysFormer Government Minister, Travel Presenter
Michael SpencerWorth SchoolMassive Tory donor, rewarded with peerage
Michael TomlinsonHereford Cathedral SchoolSolicitor General
Michaela StrachanClaremont Fan Court SchoolTV Presenter
Mike ParryThe King's SchoolProfessional Gammon
Miranda HartDowne HouseActor
Mishal HusainCobham HallJournalist
Monty DomMalvernTV Presenter
Morgana RobinsonBenenden SchoolComedian
Nadhim ZahawiKing's CollegeChancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, Minister for Intergovernmental Relations and Minister for Equalities
Natalie BennettMethodist Ladies' CollegeFormer Green Party Co-Leader
Natalie DormerReading Blue Coat SchoolActor
Natalie EvansRockportLeader of the House of Lords
Nathalie EmmanuelSt Hilda's SchoolActor
Nicholas ColeridgeEtonManaging Director of Conde Nast UK
Nicholas TrueNottingham High SchoolLord Privy Seal, and Leader of the House of Lords
Nick AbbotGeorge Heriot's SchoolLBC Presenter
Nick BolesWinchester CollegeFormer Minister of State for Skills
Nick CarterWinchester CollegeFormer Chief of the Defence Staff
Nick CleggWestminsterFormer Lib Dem Leader
Nick FerrariEltham CollegeLBC Presenter
Nick RobinsonCheadle HulmeFormer BBC Political Editor
Nick SkeltonBablake SchoolOlympian (Equestrian)
Nicky CampbellEdinburgh AcademyTV Presenter
Nigel FarageDulwichBollock-Faced Foghorn of Ignorance
Nigel PlanerWestminsterComedian, Actor
Nigella LawsonQueen's Gate SchoolTV Presenter, Chef
Norman Cook (Fatboy Slim)Reigate Grammar SchoolMusician
Oliver ProudlockEtonReality TV Star
Olivia ColemanNorwich High School for GirlsActor
Olly RobbinsColfe's SchoolFormer Senior Civil Servant (Brexit Negotiator)
Patrick MinfordWinchesterBrexit "Economist"
Paul DacreUniversity College SchoolFormer Daily Mail Editor
Paul ScullyBedford SchoolMinister of State (Minister for London) in the Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities
Paula VennellsManchester High School for GirlsDisgraced Former CEO of Post Office
Peter BradshawHaberdashers' Aske's Boys'Film Critic
Peter HitchensLeysChristopher's Annoying Little Brother
Peter OborneSherborne SchoolJournalist
Peter WilsonMillfield SchoolOlympian (Shooting)
Phil SpencerUppinghamTV Presenter
Phoebe DynevorCheadle HulmeActor
Piers CorbynCastle House Prep SchoolCretin
Piers MorganUniversity College SchoolTV Presenter, Former Mirror Editor
Polly ToynbeeBadminton SchoolGuardian columnist
Poppy DelevingneBedalesModel
Prince AndrewGordonstounSweaty Nonce
Prince EdwardGordonstounRoyal
Prince GeorgeLambrookHeir To The Throne
Prince HarryEtonRoyal
Prince LouisLambrookRoyal
Prince WilliamEtonHeir To The Throne
Princess AnneBenenden SchoolRoyal
Princess CharlotteLambrookRoyal
Princess EugenieMarlborough CollegeRoyal
Quentin LettsThe Elms SchoolColumnist for the Daily Heil
Rachel JohnsonSt Paul's Girls'LBC Presenter
Ranulph FiennesEtonExplorer
Ranvir SinghKirkham Grammar SchoolPresenter, Good Morning Britain
Ray MearsReigate Grammar SchoolTV Presenter
Richard AyoadeSt Joseph's CollegeComedian
Richard BaconWorksopTV Presenter
Richard BransonStowe SchoolEntrepreneur
Richard CurtisHarrowScreenwriter
Richard MooreSt George's CollegeHead of Mi6
Richard SpurrNottingham High SchoolLBC Presenter
Richard TiceUppinghamBrexit Wanker
Rishi SunakWinchester CollegeFormer Chancellor of the Exchequer
Robert BucklandSt Michael's School, LlanelliSecretary of State for Wales
Robert JenrickWolverhampton Grammar SchoolMinister of State in the Department of Health and Social Care
Robert PattinsonThe Harrodian SchoolActor
Rocco ForteDownside SchoolHotelier
Romesh RanganathanReigate Grammar SchoolTV Presenter
Ros AtkinsTruro SchoolJournalist
Rose LeslieMillfieldActor
Rowan AtkinsonChorister SchoolActor, Comedian
Sacha Baron CohenHaberdashers' Aske's Boys'Comedian
Sandi ToksvigTormead SchoolTV Presenter
Sarah BeanyLuckley House SchoolTV Presenter
Sarah MontagueBlanchelande CollegeJournalist
Sean FletcherFelsted SchoolTV Presenter
Seumas MilneWinchester CollegeCorbyn Crony
Simon CaseBristol Grammar SchoolHead of the Home Civil Service
Simon ClarkeRed House SchoolSecretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities
Simon CowellDover CollegeTV Presenter
Simon HartRadley CollegeTory MP
Simon JackMerchant Taylors' Boys' School, CrosbyBBC Business Editor
Sophie HoskingKingston Grammar SchoolOlympian (Rowing)
Sophie HunterSt Paul's Girls'Playwright
Sophie RaworthSt Paul's Girls'Journalist
Sophie TurnerKing's High School for GirlsActor
Spencer MatthewsEtonReality TV Star
Stanley JohnsonSherborne SchoolCelebrity Wife Beater
Stephen FryUppinghamActor, TV Presenter
Stephen PoliakoffWestminsterScreenwriter
Steve PuntWhitgift SchoolComedian
Steven BarclayKing Edward VII SchoolTory MP, Brexit Wanker, Covidiot
Sue PerkinsCroham Hurst SchoolTV Presenter
Suella BravermanHeathfield SchoolSecretary of State for the Home Department
Susan Williams, Baroness Williams of TraffordLa Sagesse SchoolCaptain of the Honourable Corps of Gentlemen-at-Arms (Lords Chief Whip)
Susanna ReidCroydon High SchoolTV Presenter
Susie DentThe Marist SchoolTV Presenter
Tamsin OmondWestminsterGreen Politician
Thangam DebbonaireChetham's School of MusicShadow Leader of the House of Commons
Theresa MaySt Juliana'sFormer PM
Theresa VilliersFrancis Holland SchoolTory MP
Thérèse CoffeySt Mary's College, CrosbySecretary of State for Health and Social Care and Deputy Prime Minister
Thom EvansWellingtonRugby Player
Tim DavieWhitgift SchoolDirector General BBC
Tim MartinCampbell CollegeEntrepreneur
Tim VineEpsom CollegeComedian
Tim WestwoodNorwich SchoolDJ, Alleged Child Rapist
Toby JonesAbingdonActor
Tom BradbySherborne SchoolJournalist
Tom FletcherSylvia Young Theatre SchoolSinger Songwriter
Tom HarwoodThe Perse SchoolTory Presstitute
Tom HeapOakham SchoolTV Presenter
Tom HiddlestonEtonActor
Tom HollanderAbingdonActor
Tom HuntKing's School, ElyTory MP, Covidiot
Tom JamesThe King's School, ChesterOlympian (Rowing)
Tom Newton DunnMarlborough CollegeTory Presstitute
Tom SturridgeThe Harrodian SchoolActor
Tom SwarbrickAbingdonLBC Presenter
Tom TugendhatSt Paul's School, LondonMinister of State (Minister for Security) in the Home Department
Tony BlairFettes CollegeFormer PM
Vanessa FeltzHaberdashers' Aske's School for GirlsTV Presenter
Vicky FordSt Paul's Girls'Minister of State (Minister for Development) in the Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Office
Victoria CorenSt Paul's Girls'BBC Presenter
Victoria DerbyshireBury Grammar School for GirlsTV Presenter
Victoria PrentisMalvern St James Girls'Minister of State in the Department for Work and Pensions
Will PoulterThe Harrodian SchoolActor
Will SelfUniversity College SchoolNovelist
Will YoungWellingtonSinger Songwriter
William DalrympleAmpleforthAuthor
William SitwellEtonEditor
Winston MarshallSt Paul'sBanjoist, Mumford & Sons
Zac GoldsmithEtonMinister of State for the Pacific and the International Environment

Compiled by Graham Hughes @EveryCountry & friends.
Please report any errors or omissions in a brown envelope, addressed to: Behind the Hot Water Pipes, Third Washroom Along, Victoria Station.