Eton Disorder
Public life in the UK is utterly dominated by the privately educated.
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Public life in the UK is utterly dominated by the privately educated.
Please note: Not all the people on this list are terrible bastards (although the vast majority are).
Name | Institution | Profession |
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Adam Boulton | Westminster | Newscaster |
Adam Buxton | Westminster | Screenwriter, Comedian |
Adam Henson | Cheltenham College | TV Presenter |
Ade Edmondson | Pocklington School | Comedian |
Adetomiwa Edun | Eton | Actor |
Aidan Gillen | St. Vincent's C.B.S. | Actor |
Aimee Lou Wood | Cheadle Hulme | Actor |
Alan Carr | Quinton House School | Comedian |
Alan Davies | Bancroft's School | Comedian |
Alan Rusbridger | Cranleigh | Guardian Editor |
Alastair Campbell | Bradford Grammar | Editor |
Alex Horne | Lancing College | Comedian |
Alexander Armstrong | Durham | TV Presenter |
Alexander Fiske-Harrison | Eton | Writer |
Alexander Nix | Eton | Former CEO of Cambridge Analytica |
Alexandra Shulman | St Paul's Girls' | Editor, Vogue |
Alfie Allen | Windlesham House School | Actor |
Alfred Enoch | Westminster | Actor |
Alice Roberts | The Red Maids' School | TV Presenter |
Alistair Brownlee | Bradford Grammar School | Oympian (Triathalon) |
Alistair Potts | Winchester College | Former World Champion Cox |
Alister Jack | Crawfordton House | Secretary of State for Scotland |
Allegra Stratton | Latymer Upper School | Former Downing Street Press Secretary |
Alok Sharma | Reading Blue Coat School | Minister of State at the Cabinet Office |
Amanda Milling | Moreton Hall | Minister of State for Asia |
Amber Rudd | Cheltenham Ladies' College | Former Secretary of State |
Andrew Castle | Millfield | LBC Presenter |
Andrew Marr | High School of Dundee | TV Presenter |
Andrew Murray | Worth School | Corbyn Crony |
Andrew Neil | Paisley Grammar School (was fee paying) | Chairman The Spectator |
Andrian Newey | Repton | F1 Car Designer |
Andy Street | King Edward's School, Birmingham | Mayor, West Midlands |
Andy Wigmore | Sacred Heart College | Brexit Wanker |
Andy Wilmore | Repton | TV Producer |
Anita Rani | Bradford Grammar | TV Presenter |
Anne-Marie Trevelyan | St Paul's Girls' | Secretary of State for International Trade |
Anthony Smith | Winchester College | Sculptor |
Anya Taylor-Joy | Queen's Gate School | Actor |
Armando Iannucci | St. Aloysius' College | Screenwriter, Comedian |
Arron Banks | Crookham Court | Brexit Wanker |
Barry Gardiner | High School of Glasgow | Labour MP, Corbyn Crony, Brexshitter |
Bear Grylls | Eton | TV Presenter |
Ben Ainslie | Truro School | Olympian (Sailing) |
Ben Edwards | Reigate Grammar School | Commentator |
Ben Fogle | Bryanston | TV Presenter |
Ben Lovett | King's College | Keyboardist, Mumford & Sons |
Ben Shephard | Chigwell School | TV Presenter |
Ben Wallace | Millfield | Secretary of State for Defence |
Benedict Cumberbatch | Harrow | Actor |
Bernard Jenkin | Highgate | Tory MP |
Bill Turnball | Eton | TV Presenter |
Boris Johnson | Eton | Prime Minister |
Brandon Lewis | Forest School | Secretary of State for Northern Ireland |
Brian Cox | Oldham Hulme Grammar School | TV Presenter |
Brian Leveson | Liverpool College | Judge |
Caggie Dunlop | Wellington | Reality TV Star |
Camilla Long | Oxford High | Tory Presstitute |
Camilla Parker-Bowles | Queen's Gate School | Royal |
Camilla Tominey | St Albans High School For Girls | LBC Presenter |
Cara Delevingne | Bedales | Model |
Carey Mulligan | Woldingham School | Actor |
Carl Hester | Elizabeth College | Olympian (Equestrian) |
Caroline Lucas | Malvern Girls' College | Green MP |
Caroline Quinton | Tring Park School for the Performing Arts | Actor |
Carrie Johnson | Godolphin and Latymer School | Concubine |
Catherine Windsor | Marlborough College | Duchess |
Charles Edwards | Winchester College | Actor |
Charles Moore | Eton | Lord Temporal (former Telegraph Editor) |
Charles Spencer | Eton | Diana's Brother |
Charlie Falconer | Glenalmond | Architect |
Charlotte Ritchie | James Allen's Girls' School | Actor |
Charlotte Smith | Loughborough High School | TV Presenter |
Chris Addison | Manchester Grammar School | Comedian |
Chris Harris | Clifton College | TV Presenter |
Chris Hollins | Tonbridge School | TV Presenter |
Chris Hoy | George Watson's College | Olympian (Cycling) |
Chris Martin | Sherborne School | Singer Songwriter |
Chris Morris | Stonyhurst College | Comedian, Screenwriter |
Chris Whitty | Malvern College | Chief Medical Officer for England |
Chrisopher Hope | Shrewsbury School | Journalist, Chief Political Correspondent for Telegraph |
Christian Horner | Arnold Lodge School | F1 Team Principal |
Clare Balding | Downe House | TV Presenter |
Claudia Winkleman | City of London School for Girls | TV Presenter |
Clemmie Moodie | Guildford High School | Editor - Showbiz (The Sun) |
Clive Bull | Dulwich | LBC Presenter |
Cressida Dick | Oxford High | Met Police Commissioner |
Damien Lewis | Eton | Actor |
Daniel Barnett | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | LBC Presenter |
Daniel Hannan | Marlborough College | Brexit Wanker |
Daniel Kawczynski | St George's College | Tory MP, Brexit Wanker |
Daniel Snow | St Paul's | TV Presenter |
Darius Guppy | Eton | Lowlife, criminal friend of Boris Johnson |
David Baddiel | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Comedian, Author |
David Cameron | Eton | Former PM |
David Frost | Nottingham High | Minister of State for Brexit (Unelected) |
David Mitchell | Abingdon | TV Presenter |
David Shukman | Eton | Former Science Editor, BBC News |
David Walliams | Reigate Grammar School | TV Presenter |
Denise van Outen | Sylvia Young Theatre School | Actor, TV Presenter |
Desmond Swayne | Bedford School | Conservative MP |
Dido Harding | Leweston School | Track and Trace Disaster Capitalist |
Digby Jones | Bromsgrove School | Conservative MP |
Dom Joly | Haileybury College | Comedian |
Dominic Cummings | Durham | Former Government Advisor |
Dominic West | Eton | Actor |
Ed Balls | Nottingham High | Former Labour MP |
Ed China | King Edward's School, Witley | TV Presenter |
Ed Davey | Yarn School | Lib Dem Leader |
Ed Gamble | King's College | Comedian |
Ed Sheeran | Brandeston Hall Preparatory School | Singer Songwriter |
Eddie George | Dulwich | Former Governor of the Bank of England |
Eddie Redmayne | Eton | Actor |
Ellie Bamber | Wellington | Actor |
Emerald Fennell | Marlborough College | Actor |
Emilia Clarke | Rye St Antony School | Actor |
Emma Barnett | Manchester High School for Girls | Journalist |
Emma Corrin | Woldingham School | Actor |
Esmé Wren | Portsmouth Grammar | Editor (Newsnight) |
Ester McVey | Belvedere School | Former Minister of State for Housing and Planning |
Faisal Islam | Manchester Grammar School | Journalist |
Femi Oluwole | Yarn School | Anti-Brexit Activist |
Ferdinand Mount | Eton | Journalist |
Finn Harries | The Harrodian School | Filmmaker |
FKA Twigs | St Edward's | Singer Songwriter |
Florence Pugh | Oxford High | Actor |
Fran Unsworth | St Dominic's High School | Director of News BBC |
Frank Lampard | Brentwood | Football Player |
Frank Turner | Eton | Musician |
Fraser Nelson | Dollar Academy | Tory Presstitute |
Gaby Roslin | King Alfred's | TV Presenter |
Garry Gibbon | The John Lyon School | Journalist |
Geordie Greig | Eton | Editor (Former Mail on Sunday) |
George Alagiah | St John's College | Journalist |
George Eustice | Truro Cathedral School | Tory MP |
George Mackay | The Harrodian School | Actor |
George Monboit | Stowe School | Guardian Environment Correspondent |
George Nash | Winchester College | Olympic Rower |
George Osborne | St Paul's | Former Chancellor |
George Russell | Wisbech Grammar School | F1 Driver |
Ghislaine Maxwell | Oxford High | Convicted Rape Trafficker |
Giles Coren | Westminster | TV Presenter |
Gina Miller | Roedean Moira School | Anti-Brexit Campaigner |
Giovanna Fletcher | Sylvia Young Theatre School | TV Presenter |
Griff Rhys Jones | Brentwood School | Comedian |
Gyles Brandreth | Bedales | TV Presenter |
Harriet Harman | St Paul’s Girls’ | Labour MP |
Harry Hadden-Paton | Eton | Actor |
Harry Judd | Uppingham | Musician |
Harry Lloyd | Eton | Actor |
Heather Stanning | Gordonstoun | Olympian (Rowing) |
Helen Glover | Millfield School | Olympian (Rowing) |
Helena Bonham Carter | South Hampstead High School | Actor |
Henry Blofeld | Eton | Radio Presenter |
Holly Willoughby | Burgess Hill Girls | TV Presenter |
Hugh Dancy | Winchester College | Actor |
Hugh Dennis | University College School | Actor |
Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall | Eton | TV Presenter |
Hugh Grant | Wetherby School | Actor |
Hugh Laurie | Eton | Actor |
Hugo Taylor | Harrow | Reality TV Star |
Iain Glen | Edinburgh Academy | Actor |
Ian Dunt | Pilgrims Preparatory School for Boys | Anti-Brexit Journalist |
Ian Hislop | Ardingly College | Editor |
Ian Ogilvy | Eton | Actor |
Ian Payne | Radley College | LBC Presenter |
Isabel Oakeshott | Gordonstoun | Tory Presstitute |
Jack Harries | The Harrodian School | Actor |
Jack Whitehall | Marlborough College | "Comedian" |
Jacob Rees-Mogg | Eton | Leader of the House of Commons |
James Blunt | Harrow | Singer Songwriter |
James Cleverly | Colfe's School | Minister of State for Middle East and North Africa |
James Delingpole | Malvern | Far Right Presstitute |
James Dyson | Gresham's School | Entrepreneur |
James Forsyth | Winchester College | Journalist, Political Editor of Spectator |
James Haskell | Wellington | Rugby Player |
James Landale | Eton | BBC's Diplomatic Correspondent |
James Max | St Paul's | Talk Radio Presenter |
James O'Brien | Ampleforth | LBC Presenter |
James Schneider | Winchester College | Corbyn Crony, Co-Founder of Momentum |
Jamie Campbell Bower | Bedales | Actor |
Jamie Cullen | Grittleton House School | Singer Songwriter |
Jay Rayner | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Journalist |
Jennie Formby | Bath High School for Girls | Corbyn Crony, Former NEC Leader |
Jenny Agutter | Elmhurst Ballet School | Actor |
Jeremy Clarkson | Repton | TV Presenter |
Jeremy Corbyn | Castle House Prep School | Former Labour Leader |
Jeremy Dyson | Grammar School at Leeds | Comedian, Screenwriter |
Jeremy Hunt | Charterhouse | Former Health Secretary |
Jeremy Kyle | Reading Blue Coat School | Former Peddler of ITV Poverty Porn |
Jeremy Paxman | Malvern | TV Presenter |
Jeremy Vine | Epsom College | TV Presenter |
Jo Coburn | North London Collegiate School | TV Presenter of Politics Live |
Jo Johnson | Eton | The Lord Johnson of Marylebone |
Joanna Lumley | St Mary's Convent School on the Ridge | Actor, TV Presenter |
Joe Root | Worksop | Cricketer |
John Cleese | Clifton College | Comedian |
John McDonnell | St Joseph's College, Ipswich | Corbyn Crony, Labour MP |
John Penrose | Ipswich School | Conservative MP and Anti-Corruption Champion(!) |
John Sergeant | Millfield | TV Presenter |
John Standing | Eton | Actor |
John Witherow | Bedford School | Newspaper Editor (Times) |
Johnny Vaughan | Uppingham | TV Presenter |
Jon Lansman | Highgate | Corbyn Crony, Co-Founder of Momentum |
Jon Snow | St Edward's | C4 News Host |
Jonathan Bartley | Dulwich | Former Green Party Co-Leader |
Jonathan Michie | United World College of the Atlantic | Economist |
Josh O'Connor | St Edward's | Actor |
Joss Whedon | Winchester College | Screenwriter, film director |
Joy Morrissey | Worthington Christian High School | Tory MP |
Julian Ovenden | Eton | Actor |
Julian Smith | Millfield | Former Chief Whip |
Juno Temple | Bedales | Actor |
Justin Welby | Eton | Archbishop of Canterbury |
Kate Bingham | St Paul's Girls' | Chair, UK Government's Vaccine Taskforce |
Kate Humble | Abbey School | TV Presenter |
Kate Middleton | Downe House | Future Queen |
Katherine Copeland | Yarm School | Olympian (Rowing) |
Katie Hopkins | Stella Maris Convent school | Celebrity Racist |
Katie Razzall | Westminster | Journalist (Newsnight) |
Keir Starmer | Reigate Grammar School | Leader of the Opposition |
Kelvin MacKenzie | Alleyn's School | World's Biggest C*nt |
Kemi Badenoch | International School University of Lagos | Minister of State for Levelling Up Communities |
Kirstie Allsopp | Bedales | TV Presenter |
Kirsty Gallacher | St George's School | TV Presenter |
Kirsty Wark | Wellington School | Journalist (Newsnight) |
Kit Young | Abingdon | Actor |
Kwasi Kwarteng | Harrow | Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy |
Lance Forman | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Brexit Wanker |
Lando Norris | Millfield | F1 Driver |
Laura Kuenssberg | Laurel Bank | BBC Political Editor |
Laura Tomlinson | St Marys Calne | Olympian (Equestrian) |
Laurence Fox | Harrow | Former Husband of Billie Piper |
Layla Moran | Roedean | Lib Dem MP |
Lily Allen | Bedales | Singer Songwriter |
Lily James | Tring Park School for the Performing Arts | Actor |
Louis Theroux | Westminster | TV Presenter |
Louise Minchin | St Mary's School, Ascot | TV Presenter |
Louise Thompson | Downe House | Reality TV Star |
Lucy Worsley | Abbey School | TV Presenter |
Marcus Brigstocke | King's School, Bruton | Comedian |
Marcus Fysh | Winchester College | Tory MP, Brexit Wanker |
Marcus Mumford | King's College | Singer, Mumford & Sons |
Mark Dolan | University College School | Presenter |
Mark Urban | Rokeby Preparatory School | TV Presenter |
Mark Watson | Bristol Grammar School | Comedian |
Martha Lane Fox | Oxford High | Entrepreneur |
Martin Lewis | King's School, Chester | Journalist, Money Saving Expert |
Maryam Moshiri | Streatham and Clapham High | BBC News Presenter |
Matt Allwright | Reading Blue Coat School | TV Presenter |
Matt Frei | Westminster | LBC Presenter |
Matt Hancock | King's School, Chester | Tory MP |
Matt Lucas | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Comedian |
Matt Ridley | Eton | Former Northern Rock Chair |
Matthew Elliott | Leeds Grammar School | Brexit Wanker |
Matthew Stadlen | St Paul's | LBC Presenter |
Max Evans | Wellington | Rugby Player |
Mel Giedroyc | Oxford High | TV Presenter |
Melanie Phillips | Putney High School | Journalist |
Michael Ellis | Wellingborough | Tory MP, Paymaster General |
Michael Gove | Robert Gordon's College | Secretary of State |
Michael MacIntyre | Arnold House School | "Comedian" |
Michael Palin | Birkdale | Actor, TV Presenter |
Michaela Strachan | Claremont Fan Court School | TV Presenter |
Miranda Hart | Downe House | Actor |
Mishal Husain | Cobham Hall | Journalist |
Monty Dom | Malvern | TV Presenter |
Morgana Robinson | Benenden School | Comedian |
Nadhim Zahawi | King's College | Secretary of State for Education |
Natalie Bennett | Methodist Ladies' College | Former Green Party Co-Leader |
Natalie Dormer | Reading Blue Coat School | Actor |
Natalie Evans | Rockport | Leader of the House of Lords |
Nathalie Emmanuel | St Hilda's School | Actor |
Nicholas Coleridge | Eton | Managing Director of Conde Nast UK |
Nick Abbot | George Heriot's School | LBC Presenter |
Nick Boles | Winchester College | Former Minister of State for Skills |
Nick Carter | Winchester College | Former Chief of the Defence Staff |
Nick Clegg | Westminster | Former Lib Dem Leader |
Nick Ferrari | Eltham College | LBC Presenter |
Nick Robinson | Cheadle Hulme | Former BBC Political Editor |
Nick Skelton | Bablake School | Olympian (Equestrian) |
Nigel Farage | Dulwich | Bollock-Faced Foghorn of Ignorance |
Nigel Planer | Westminster | Comedian, Actor |
Nigella Lawson | Queen's Gate School | TV Presenter, Chef |
Nikky Campbell | Edinburgh Academy | TV Presenter |
Norman Cook (Fatboy Slim) | Reigate Grammar School | Musician |
Oliver Proudlock | Eton | Reality TV Star |
Olivia Coleman | Norwich High School for Girls | Actor |
Olly Robbins | Colfe's School | Former Senior Civil Servant (Brexit Negotiator) |
Paul Dacre | University College School | Former Daily Mail Editor |
Paula Vennells | Manchester High School for Girls | Disgraced Former CEO of Post Office |
Peter Bradshaw | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Film Critic |
Peter Hitchens | Leys | Christopher's Annoying Little Brother |
Peter Oborne | Sherborne School | Journalist |
Peter Wilson | Millfield School | Olympian (Shooting) |
Phil Spencer | Uppingham | TV Presenter |
Phoebe Dynevor | Cheadle Hulme | Actor |
Piers Corbyn | Castle House Prep School | Cretin |
Piers Morgan | University College School | TV Presenter, Former Mirror Editor |
Poppy Delevingne | Bedales | Model |
Prince Charles | Gordonstoun | Heir To The Throne |
Prince George | Thomas's Battersea | Heir To The Throne |
Prince Harry | Eton | Royal |
Prince William | Eton | Heir To The Throne |
Princess Charlotte | Willcocks | Royal |
Princess Eugenie | Marlborough College | Royal |
Rachel Johnson | St Paul's Girls' | LBC Presenter |
Ranulph Fiennes | Eton | Explorer |
Ray Mears | Reigate Grammar School | TV Presenter |
Richard Ayoade | St Joseph's College | Comedian |
Richard Bacon | Worksop | TV Presenter |
Richard Branson | Stowe School | Entrepreneur |
Richard Curtis | Harrow | Screenwriter |
Richard Moore | St George's College | Head of Mi6 |
Richard Spurr | Nottingham High School | LBC Presenter |
Richard Tice | Uppingham | Brexit Wanker |
Rishi Sunak | Winchester College | Chancellor of the Exchequer |
Robert Buckland | St Michael's School, Llanelli | Tory MP |
Robert Jenrick | Wolverhampton Grammar School | Tory MP |
Robert Pattinson | The Harrodian School | Actor |
Romesh Ranganathan | Reigate Grammar School | TV Presenter |
Ros Atkins | Truro School | Journalist |
Rose Leslie | Millfield | Actor |
Rowan Atkinson | Chorister School | Actor, Comedian |
Sacha Baron Cohen | Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' | Comedian |
Sandi Toksvig | Tormead School | TV Presenter |
Sarah Beany | Luckley House School | TV Presenter |
Sarah Montague | Blanchelande College | Journalist |
Sean Fletcher | Felsted School | TV Presenter |
Seumas Milne | Winchester College | Corbyn Crony |
Simon Case | Bristol Grammar School | Cabinet Secretary Head of the Home Civil Service |
Simon Clarke | Red House School | Chief Secretary to the Treasury |
Simon Cowell | Dover College | TV Presenter |
Simon Hart | Radley College | Tory MP |
Sophie Hosking | Kingston Grammar School | Olympian (Rowing) |
Sophie Hunter | St Paul's Girls' | Playwright |
Sophie Raworth | St Paul's Girls' | Journalist |
Sophie Turner | King's High School for Girls | Actor |
Spencer Matthews | Eton | Reality TV Star |
Stanley Johnson | Sherborne School | Celebrity Wife Beater |
Stephen Fry | Uppingham | Actor, TV Presenter |
Stephen Poliakoff | Westminster | Screenwriter |
Steve Punt | Whitgift School | Comedian |
Steven Barclay | King Edward VII School | Tory MP, Brexit Wanker, Covidiot |
Sue Perkins | Croham Hurst School | TV Presenter |
Suella Braverman | Heathfield School | Tory MP |
Susanna Reid | Croydon High School | TV Presenter |
Susie Dent | The Marist School | TV Presenter |
Tamsin Omond | Westminster | Green Politician |
Thangam Debbonaire | Chetham's School of Music | Shadow Leader of the House of Commons |
Theresa May | St Juliana's | Former PM |
Theresa Villiers | Francis Holland School | Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs |
Thérèse Coffey | St Mary's College, Crosby | Secretary of State for Work and Pensions |
Thom Evans | Wellington | Rugby Player |
Tim Davie | Whitgift School | Director General BBC |
Tim Martin | Campbell College | Entrepreneur |
Tim Vine | Epsom College | Comedian |
Toby Jones | Abingdon | Actor |
Tom Bradby | Sherborne School | Journalist |
Tom Fletcher | Sylvia Young Theatre School | Singer Songwriter |
Tom Harwood | The Perse School | Tory Presstitute |
Tom Heap | Oakham School | TV Presenter |
Tom Hiddleston | Eton | Actor |
Tom Hollander | Abingdon | Actor |
Tom Hunt | King's School, Ely | Tory MP, Covidiot |
Tom James | The King's School, Chester | Olympian (Rowing) |
Tom Newton Dunn | Marlborough College | Tory Presstitute |
Tom Sturridge | The Harrodian School | Actor |
Tom Swarbrick | Abingdon | LBC Presenter |
Tony Blair | Fettes College | Former PM |
Vanessa Feltz | Haberdashers' Aske's School for Girls | TV Presenter |
Vicky Ford | St Paul's Girls' | Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Africa |
Victoria Coren | St Paul's Girls' | BBC Presenter |
Victoria Derbyshire | Bury Grammar School for Girls | TV Presenter |
Will Poulter | The Harrodian School | Actor |
Will Self | University College School | Novelist |
Will Young | Wellington | Singer Songwriter |
William Sitwell | Eton | Editor |
Winston Marshall | St Paul's | Banjoist, Mumford & Sons |
Zac Goldsmith | Eton | Minister of State for the Pacific and the International Environment |
Compiled by Graham Hughes @EveryCountry & friends.
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